“The upswing is that, having eliminated the need for both eating and sleeping, you have a full twenty-four hours a day to spread your charm and talent.”
thank you, david sedaris.
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tim3less reblogged this from stayyingstr0ng and added:
“so well intended, and yet so insulting.”
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those-scented-candles reblogged this from t-a-n-s-and-vans and added:
According to the clock on the wall there were still six minutes left. AHAHAHA, I’M DYING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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t-a-n-s-and-vans reblogged this from pursuitofhapppinessss
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absolute-nue reblogged this from catisaghost and added:
“Put the cigarette out immediately.” lolwut
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tasteslikecoconut reblogged this from holyposeidon and added:
fml it’s breaking dawn ‘My mother’s voice sounded a little distance away, and everything in the room was slightly...
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catisaghost reblogged this from but-dont-take-my-memories and added:
“As fits a King’s rememberance”….. That’s what I get for picking up my copy of Hamlet :L
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thestarbucksoutlaw reblogged this from meme-meme and added:
“Itching sensations are distinct from ticklishness, which at least some people find pleasurable.” O_O
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bless-my-soul-herc-was-on-a-roll reblogged this from styleshands and added:
“So well intended, and yet so insulting.” Mockingjay. Awsome…
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woahdurbaby reblogged this from loganlerms and added:
“we slog back in the train in silence” oh haay (;
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a-bit-less-ordinary liked this
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a-bit-less-ordinary reblogged this from frickinghiddleston and added:
“It’s got nothing to do with sex at all.” WELL I’M GLAD WE CLEARED THAT UP
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imnotjustadream reblogged this from loganlerms and added:
“The family hero returned to us with a flourish of trumpets.”
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juuleesx3 reblogged this from loganlerms
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taylorxoxoo reblogged this from reckless--andthe--brave and added:
“Peeta’s a baker’s son.” well looks like I’m going to hook up with an incredibly hot baker.
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akari-teal reblogged this from lets-do-it-for-johnny and added:
Im not to tough.The Catcher in the Rye. Oh dear lord
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hawkeyegrabbedhisbowand reblogged this from x3emilyy and added:
“Peeta was a bakers son”
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x3emilyy reblogged this from loganlerms and added:
“We now have 22 pies of pizza.” DA FUCK?
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lets-do-it-for-johnny reblogged this from p0nygirlcurtis and added:
“FREE Three piece lamp set. Only $59.99!” I am destined to be with a lamp. FOREVER ALONE );
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frickinghiddleston reblogged this from branstrk and added:
“Scampering away, they found even more rooms in which to amuse themselves.” I’M DYING LOL.
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thegirlwithacomputer reblogged this from styleshands and added:
“The timing for Olympic events has become more precise over the years.” (Introduction to Physical Science)
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hal3ybutt reblogged this from p0nygirlcurtis and added:
“He must be getting both from the Good Power.” lmao
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but-dont-take-my-memories reblogged this from aphrodisiac-of-lust and added:
“This caused everyone, including Ruple to smile.” phew… that was a gamble picking up Ruple And Evelyn….
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pegahorntopia reblogged this from imprimsive and added:
”Before disembarking, the Pilgrim leaders drew up and signed the brief Mayflower Compact.”- The American Pageant (APUSH...
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reckless--andthe--brave reblogged this from save-y0u-t0night and added:
“He instructed the one in the lead: `When my brother Esau meets you and asks, `To whom do you belong, and where are you...
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ifwecouldliveforever reblogged this from save-y0u-t0night and added:
‘She kissed his ass and his penis’ OMG WHAT IS THIS FOR BOOK (Lisa’s adem)
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aphrodisiac-of-lust reblogged this from scoutv and added:
“It was at this time that he first came to me” ….. Ummmm, Okay?
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scoutv reblogged this from gogetyour-shovel and added:
“The room was very familiar to Ezio.” YUP SOUNDS ABOUT RIGHT
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gogetyour-shovel reblogged this from branstrk and added:
“So well intended, and yet so insulting,” Gale whispers in my ear. oh hoh oh
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save-y0u-t0night reblogged this from loganlerms and added:
“Your shutters are goldenrod, not yellow,” he replied. DA FUQ? (Bad Girls Don’t Die)
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loganlerms reblogged this from branstrk and added:
“We’ve all been through a lot of weird stuff.” OMFG CRYING! (The Lost Hero)
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neverfacethemusicwhenitsdire reblogged this from branstrk and added:
But if you’ve ever written a cheque you knew would bounce (or written one that bounced unexpectedly), you know that a...
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branstrk reblogged this from p0nygirlcurtis and added:
totally used page 46 by accident omg here lets try again “My mother was golden and beautiful…” o m g
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laurengotlokid reblogged this from branstrk and added:
“Doing One’s Job: The Caste System” - my world religion textbook o_O
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p0nygirlcurtis reblogged this from branstrk and added:
“Then I saw Johnny.”
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imprimsive reblogged this from holyposeidon and added:
My mother taught Prim and me to eat properly, so yes, I can handle a fork and knife. -The Hunger Games. Well, oh dear…
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holyposeidon reblogged this from festusthehappydragon and added:
oh my fucking god. “After a strange two-hour shuttle-van ride home from the St. Louis Airport on August 23, 1995, Donna...
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tigrel reblogged this from tellmeyour and added:
I wish it did: “nine stages of different exercises will vary in length and complexity.”
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